ALICE:

The sweet poppet who felt confined in this world of politics, arranged marriages and lady like behaviour decided to follow a little white rabbit with a waist coat and accidentally fell down a hole! Well, what people don’t know about Alice is that she is a horny little fuck! And falling into that hole has done nothing but set her free in the land of dreams, where she can gallivant around butt-naked, tits out and hormones racing! Now, in this Wonderland of vodka flowing rivers that glisten like disco balls and topsy-turvey flowers that enchant you with their smiles, this blonde bomb shell is out to play, and play she will! Although she has the tendency to be horribly vulgar and quite sultry at the same time- she’s a load of fun and will probably get your blood pumping, in all the right places!

THE QUEEN OF HEARTS:

The Queen of Hearts is a bitch. Her title most ironic. The Queen has anything but a heart (nor a brain for that matter). In its place lies a chamber full of hate and anger, pumping rage through her every being, her body feeding off other peoples misery and misfortunes. The Queen of Hearts, unable to see others pain through her own vanity, has no remorse or guilt. She is brutally honest and delivers it as it is. No matter how grotesque or unwanted the news might be. Through all of this, however, the Queen has an attractiveness about her. Like a spell it draws you in. Even with her arrogance, vulgarity, and plain right rudeness, one cannot help but to like her. Slowly you get sucked in and before you know it you too are one of her cards, her minions, laughing at her insults and joining in the name-game. Her hilarious outlook on life and inability to hold back on anything draws you to the dark side in one swift swing of the club

THE MAD HATTER:

You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

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Friday, April 9

Relationship Tip of the Week


I have yet to meet the perfect person, been to the perfect place or seen the perfect relationship.
The idea of "perfect" or "paradise" does not exist; it was gone before it was even experienced. Genesis, the beginning, Paradise lost. 
The mere fact that these words are still in our vocabulary seems ridiculous, as no-one has any type of understanding as to what it really means and if people create their own concept of paradise then surely there are too many of these ideas to exist simultaneously in this small world.
My point is, no one, or anything is perfect. We all have to learn to accept rather than criticise. In relationships we must learn to take the bad with the good. Just because your partner has one or two simple flaws, does not imply he/she is not meant for you. I guarantee you that you will spend your life time searching and will never find a flawless person. From eating habits to dress sense, there will always be something that makes your nipples curl. You just have to learn to handle it, as your partner should do with your flaws.
Learn to love and embrace the good and the bad in people. (Unless they are abusive psychopaths) 
Trust me; it will do the world of good for your relationship.
Posted by A Mad Hatters Tea Party at 6:21 AM

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