Haiti Tribute - We Are The World

We were taught to make collages in Grade one, and for those fast learners they may have even come to grips with the concept in pre-primary. On first learning about them I was a bit perplexed, it seemed rather bizarre. I mean, why would my teacher want me to cut out a whole lot of my favourite things from a magazine, and paste it all on one single page with no particular order or pattern? Had I been moved to the special needs class or something?


Well no, I hadn’t. I had just been taught how to make my first collage. Since then I have warmed up quite mightily to the idea because for someone who is highly unorganised and messy it is right up my alley. I aced that shit from that day on.


Well girls and boys, today I bring you the best collage ever!!! Well it’s not as good as the one we made of different sex positions but VERY nearly. VERY nearly. That’s saying something. Although come to think of it, it’s not really a collage at all. Maybe a montage. Ok it’s a fucking tribute.


It’s a tribute to the people of Haiti. Quincy Jones got all the biggest legends in the singing business to sing Michael Jackson’s – We Are the World. It’s bloody beautiful. Gives me goose bumps, no lies. The only problem (well it’s a good thing, but it sucks for my broke ass) is that in order to download it you have to pay, all the proceeds go to Haiti.


Simon Cowell is rather jealous and is saying that he is going to make a remix that will top this, but it’s going to be difficult. I mean imagine one song sung by; Celine Dion, Lionel Richie, Stevie Wonder, Jennifer Hudson, Josh Groban, Justin Bieber, Tony Bennet, Mary J Blige, Janet Jackson, Barbara Streisand, Miley Cyrus, Enrique Iglesias, Jamie Foxx, Pink, Usher, Randy Jackson, Orianthi, Fergie, Mary Mary, Lil Wayne, Carlos Santana, Akon, T-Pain, Will.i.am, Snoop Dog, Busta Rhymes, Iyaz, Kanye West, Kid Cudi, Jonas Brothers, Jason Mraz, Jordin Sparks, Vince Vaughn, George Lopez and many more! It’s like a dream come true. It’s basically a collection of the biggest legends on the planet. Except for Justin Bieber. I’m not exactly sure why he is there, AND he opens it up! I’m hoping it’s because he is a kid and a symbol for all the youth out there, or for hope, or for something along those lines, and not because people think that in this WHOLE month that he has been ‘famous’ he can now be seen on the same level as Celine Dion and the likes. If so, I will curl into a ball and slit my wrists- much like an emo kid would do. Except I would have reason for it.


So here it is, Michael Jackson’s “We Are The World”.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glny4jSciVI&feature=fvst

How great is that! Loving it. On that note, Simon Cowell - BRING IT!!!!


       Alice XXX