There Is Such a Thing As Too Big . . .

Now I know this can start a fiery, heated argument among many girls, BUT if you are the one saying that no there is not, that the bigger the penis the greater the pleasure, then I’ve got news for you. You’re a slut. Your extreme looseness and agility makes it pretty easy entry and therefore allows for minimal friction – all in all a pretty pain free experience. Either that or you have never experienced a man of the extra large proportions. I know this because I’ve slept with them too and they all seem to have been on the lower spectrum of the size criteria.


You see it sounds all well and good to be super large but when push comes to shove it can be a pretty frightening experience. And I literally mean, when push comes to shove! I’m afraid it won’t just slide in little lady, even with your lovely lube. It will be rammed in with such force you will be convinced that it has just popped out of your mouth.


If you survive this shove do not breathe a sigh of relief just yet. It may seem to be going wonderfully for the first 5 minutes, but soon enough the friction will start. Friction not only causes a raw red vagina, but its more immediate effects are breakage, and breakage causes babies. Therefore ruining your life and shredding up every hope and dream you have ever had.


Secondly, large is restricting. Doggy becomes a whole difference experience all together. Especially if he is tall. You can’t both kneel and so he kneels while you wrap your legs around him and put your weight on your hands. It becomes less like doggy and more like a wheelbarrow race that you played when you were a kid. Him pounding into you while you try and ‘wheel’ away in pain. The mixture of pain and pleasure could be found very stimulating and erotic for those sick fucks who are into whips and shit, but for me, no thanks. I opt out.


Thirdly if he is too big, even riding him becomes an obstacle. Your beautiful cowboy boots and hat may find them selves in the corner for the next few months. Your cowgirl re-enactment becoming a thing of the past. You can’t sit down completely nor move around much because 1) ‘Big Boy’ feels like he has just inverted your diaphragm, and 2) your body feels like it is being supported by an extra spinal chord, this time however, by a more rigid one.


Now if you are on the smaller side of things I bet that you are grinning from ear to ear, believing that you REALLY are Gods gift to woman. Well calm down mother fucker, you aren’t supporting gems there either. It is a problem when the woman cant tell whether its 2 fingers or your dick. Fuck ‘It’s not size, it’s skill,’ if she can’t feel it you’re going nowhere. On the off chance that she does feel anything at all it may just be the sensation of something dancing around inside her, a game of pinball perhaps. And let me tell you, no one is turned on by a pinball machine.


 
       Alice xxx