Maybe He Just Wants To Fuck!!!

I’m so god damn sick and tired of stupid bitches who obsess over sexually frustrated cute boys!

Look, if you meet a dude, think he’s rad and mighty fine- rope him in! But don’t for a fuck let him hold the rains! Let me paint you a picture.... girl sees guy, guy sees girl... they fuck one drunken night, boy moves on, girl doesn’t, so in order to get him to notice you as more than a random hook up, you try and hang out. You go visit every now and then or he will come over (very friendly terms) you become good mates and talk about that one time u fucked then laugh it off just so he thinks you’re not latched. But all of a sudden you get dick slapped and you find yourself having a little crush.

So you start to flirt a little, he flirts back (because he likes the attention) but you think that he is totally into you. Then you hear he lunged some other bitch- you don’t have the right to be upset, but you secretly are, so you let it slide and think that it’s all your fault because you weren’t being obvious enough with your feelings towards him.

SHIT SAKES SON! Stop kidding yourself! He obviously knows you are into him!!!! Everyone can sense it when someone likes them. It’s completely obvious and not only to you but everyone around you too.

But dip shit slut can’t help herself and continues to like the doosher! How can she resist? The way he stretches his arms up, revealing a little stomach, the way he takes his shirt off cause its “hot” (in slow motion), or the way he makes sure there’s a button popped so as to ‘subtly’ show some chest fluff. The way he totally ‘gets’ you and can relate to your opinions and way of thinking. He’s perfect!.. NO sweetheart, he just wants to get laid!

Think about it, if you have already fucked and he can sense you like him then you are an easy picking- like an emo kid- All emotional and looking for comfort. Then maybe you think that he is playing hard to get because he won’t fuck you again- uh no! He just doesn’t want to fuck you because he doesn’t want you to think that he is interested- the dude is clearly loving the single life and wants to be able to get as much pussy as he possibly can, so why the fuck would he waste his time on being limited to one bitch when he can have many?

Facts are, if he liked you too he would take any opportunity he could find to cover those sugary lips in spit! And trust me you would make many opportunities available. But if it’s been a few months and you still orgasm at night to the thought of his large hands caressing your velvet skin-it’s time to move on... you have reached the friendship zone and can never escape.

Maybe you should try the “hard to get” card for a while- stop focussing all your attention on trying to make this boy yours, when you could be out there- a self efficient, confident chick with attitude and personality!... Who knows, maybe Mr Right might just dick slap you when you least expect it! But right now you are a timid toad on a leash with no self worth or sense of pride! Fuck off and watch porn! Cause unless you want to be like those whores and settle for casual fucks, you have to forget about this brother! Keeping him as a friend is awesome but just don’t let me catch you crying when you see him with another girl- or I will fanny slap the shit out of you!

Queen of <3