ALICE:

The sweet poppet who felt confined in this world of politics, arranged marriages and lady like behaviour decided to follow a little white rabbit with a waist coat and accidentally fell down a hole! Well, what people don’t know about Alice is that she is a horny little fuck! And falling into that hole has done nothing but set her free in the land of dreams, where she can gallivant around butt-naked, tits out and hormones racing! Now, in this Wonderland of vodka flowing rivers that glisten like disco balls and topsy-turvey flowers that enchant you with their smiles, this blonde bomb shell is out to play, and play she will! Although she has the tendency to be horribly vulgar and quite sultry at the same time- she’s a load of fun and will probably get your blood pumping, in all the right places!

THE QUEEN OF HEARTS:

The Queen of Hearts is a bitch. Her title most ironic. The Queen has anything but a heart (nor a brain for that matter). In its place lies a chamber full of hate and anger, pumping rage through her every being, her body feeding off other peoples misery and misfortunes. The Queen of Hearts, unable to see others pain through her own vanity, has no remorse or guilt. She is brutally honest and delivers it as it is. No matter how grotesque or unwanted the news might be. Through all of this, however, the Queen has an attractiveness about her. Like a spell it draws you in. Even with her arrogance, vulgarity, and plain right rudeness, one cannot help but to like her. Slowly you get sucked in and before you know it you too are one of her cards, her minions, laughing at her insults and joining in the name-game. Her hilarious outlook on life and inability to hold back on anything draws you to the dark side in one swift swing of the club

THE MAD HATTER:

You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

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Wednesday, July 28

Everybody... WE ARE BACK!!!

Well, for the most part anyway... We took a month off, maybe more, not for ourselves, but for you. You see not only does OUR absence make YOUR heart grow fonder, but we also took this month to think a little, experience a little, completely overindulge in sex and alcohol, go wild a little, all in all returning with new EVEN better adventures to talk about, new found knowledge, and life experience. We definitely got some life experience.


(These stories coming later.... All in good time old friend.)

We also lost a companion. Surprise, surprise. The Hatter fell down the rabbit hole and was mauled by rats. The bastards. But the queen and I will be just fine without him - thanks for your concern. In fact without him we can truly flourish into the untamed hungry animals that we are, without having to worry about what the Hatter, and therefore my brother, may read. This blog can now go on, fully uncensored! It’s beautiful really. Something like Pandora opening her box if we wanted to get all metaphorical... Or something like a 16 year old girl breaking her hymen for the first time. Boys and girls it’s time to let your hair loose, strip down to your knickers, shave your pubes, and unleash the demon within, because it is set to be one beautiful, beautiful term!


    Alice xxx
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