A Mad Hatters Tea Party: Fun Fact Of The Day:

ALICE:

The sweet poppet who felt confined in this world of politics, arranged marriages and lady like behaviour decided to follow a little white rabbit with a waist coat and accidentally fell down a hole! Well, what people don’t know about Alice is that she is a horny little fuck! And falling into that hole has done nothing but set her free in the land of dreams, where she can gallivant around butt-naked, tits out and hormones racing! Now, in this Wonderland of vodka flowing rivers that glisten like disco balls and topsy-turvey flowers that enchant you with their smiles, this blonde bomb shell is out to play, and play she will! Although she has the tendency to be horribly vulgar and quite sultry at the same time- she’s a load of fun and will probably get your blood pumping, in all the right places!

THE QUEEN OF HEARTS:

The Queen of Hearts is a bitch. Her title most ironic. The Queen has anything but a heart (nor a brain for that matter). In its place lies a chamber full of hate and anger, pumping rage through her every being, her body feeding off other peoples misery and misfortunes. The Queen of Hearts, unable to see others pain through her own vanity, has no remorse or guilt. She is brutally honest and delivers it as it is. No matter how grotesque or unwanted the news might be. Through all of this, however, the Queen has an attractiveness about her. Like a spell it draws you in. Even with her arrogance, vulgarity, and plain right rudeness, one cannot help but to like her. Slowly you get sucked in and before you know it you too are one of her cards, her minions, laughing at her insults and joining in the name-game. Her hilarious outlook on life and inability to hold back on anything draws you to the dark side in one swift swing of the club

Wednesday, April 14

Fun Fact Of The Day:

They say that you learn something everyday, well I’m not entirely convinced... I’m sure that there has been a day in my life where I have learnt absolutely nothing. You further prove my point because there is no possible way that you have gathered more than 365 facts in your time. Don’t feel bad though, it happens to the best of us.

Come to think of it, I’m actually even more susceptible than the average person to NOT getting my daily fact because I have had an on-going very aggressive case of can’t-go-to-class-because-I’m-a-lazy-fuck syndrome. It’s terrible really –

To make a short story long; Once upon a time, in a land quite close to where you are now, Alice awoke from her slumber. Bleary eyed and still feeling weak she looked around her little room, saw the golden sun streaming through the window, and thought to herself, “Fuck class, I’m going to the beach.” Since that day her life has been unbelievably busy and no matter how hard she tries she just can’t make it too class. Her day is just not long enough! She could do Speed or some other upper but she is anti-drugs. Therefore no matter what time she wakes up, or how late she go’s to bed, it is just not possible to fit in food shopping/studying/going for a run/ downloading new series/ cooking food/ having a hubbly/ visiting friends, AND going to class in the same day! She was diagnosed with the disease a month or 2 ago and since then it has further developed into a full blown way of life. To make matters worse she is extremely contagious and so is kept in a bubble suit, in a cage. It’s not very humane but sometimes we have to make sacrifices; a few casualties for the greater good.

But today my friend’s, we will take a step in the right direction, because I can teach you all something. I will give you a little secret, a little piece of information so valuable that it has the potential to change your life. It will give you a real goal. Motivate you even. You will become more ambitious (this also improves your sex appeal – no one likes a drop out) and notice that things will start to look up.

You ready for it? Ok.

Did you know, that it takes 10 000 hours of practice to be considered an expert at something. Ya! That’s right! 10 000 hours!!! I mean that’s nothing – a few days out of my year, for a few years. It’s a piece of pie. I mean just think, with 2 more hours of practice, I will be considered a Sex Guru. Now isn’t that just food for thought.

Alice xxx