ALICE:

The sweet poppet who felt confined in this world of politics, arranged marriages and lady like behaviour decided to follow a little white rabbit with a waist coat and accidentally fell down a hole! Well, what people don’t know about Alice is that she is a horny little fuck! And falling into that hole has done nothing but set her free in the land of dreams, where she can gallivant around butt-naked, tits out and hormones racing! Now, in this Wonderland of vodka flowing rivers that glisten like disco balls and topsy-turvey flowers that enchant you with their smiles, this blonde bomb shell is out to play, and play she will! Although she has the tendency to be horribly vulgar and quite sultry at the same time- she’s a load of fun and will probably get your blood pumping, in all the right places!

THE QUEEN OF HEARTS:

The Queen of Hearts is a bitch. Her title most ironic. The Queen has anything but a heart (nor a brain for that matter). In its place lies a chamber full of hate and anger, pumping rage through her every being, her body feeding off other peoples misery and misfortunes. The Queen of Hearts, unable to see others pain through her own vanity, has no remorse or guilt. She is brutally honest and delivers it as it is. No matter how grotesque or unwanted the news might be. Through all of this, however, the Queen has an attractiveness about her. Like a spell it draws you in. Even with her arrogance, vulgarity, and plain right rudeness, one cannot help but to like her. Slowly you get sucked in and before you know it you too are one of her cards, her minions, laughing at her insults and joining in the name-game. Her hilarious outlook on life and inability to hold back on anything draws you to the dark side in one swift swing of the club

THE MAD HATTER:

You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

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Thursday, April 15

Anton Taylor Ladies and Gentlemen!


And you say we act like animals...
Posted by A Mad Hatters Tea Party at 10:16 PM

3 comments:

  1. babyshoesApril 26, 2010 at 3:49 PM

    don't be spiteful, babe.

    the man writes an astounding column on how you are animals- displaying carnal instinct and little intelligence.
    in retaliation, you act like animals; little intelligence and hapless retort: profile pictures.
    As aspiring bloggers you would have the decency to try and retaliate using words.
    but as the saying goes "if you can't beat them... play another game"

    xoxo
    gossip girl

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  2. A Mad Hatters Tea PartyApril 28, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    Babyshoes...

    It seems like your guys arrogance has shone through once again.
    As you obviously don't have the ability to read here's the link taking you straight to our "retaliation in words".
    http://a-madhatters-teaparty.blogspot.com/2010/04/we-look-down-upon-stellenbosch-as.html
    I hope you appreciate a well-written piece, if not feel free to drop any more comments.

    Alice xxx

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  3. babyshoozMay 1, 2010 at 8:54 PM

    hey doll, i read your "'retaliation' in words" before commenting on this frankly feeble blog post. I thought it would be cheap and mean to roast your written retort by arguing how it's an attack on Anton PERSONALLY whereas he is criticizing a general group, culture and mindset; honestly a cheap, immature, sour comeback to attack him personally (especially by perpetuating the problem you have with him- YOU don't know HIM: just as much as HE doesn't know stellenbosch students). that's an argument for another day and another blogpost though- this one is the one i was attacking, i don't need a link to the other (thanks for the help ;) ) and as before, this is still a shitty attack at him. profile pictures. honestly. if anyone is sour... it's gotta be you- the "anonymous" group who attack the man himself.
    but, i mean, who am I to criticize, I "dont have the ability to read"
    thanks for the entertainment

    xoxo
    gossip girl

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