ALICE:

The sweet poppet who felt confined in this world of politics, arranged marriages and lady like behaviour decided to follow a little white rabbit with a waist coat and accidentally fell down a hole! Well, what people don’t know about Alice is that she is a horny little fuck! And falling into that hole has done nothing but set her free in the land of dreams, where she can gallivant around butt-naked, tits out and hormones racing! Now, in this Wonderland of vodka flowing rivers that glisten like disco balls and topsy-turvey flowers that enchant you with their smiles, this blonde bomb shell is out to play, and play she will! Although she has the tendency to be horribly vulgar and quite sultry at the same time- she’s a load of fun and will probably get your blood pumping, in all the right places!

THE QUEEN OF HEARTS:

The Queen of Hearts is a bitch. Her title most ironic. The Queen has anything but a heart (nor a brain for that matter). In its place lies a chamber full of hate and anger, pumping rage through her every being, her body feeding off other peoples misery and misfortunes. The Queen of Hearts, unable to see others pain through her own vanity, has no remorse or guilt. She is brutally honest and delivers it as it is. No matter how grotesque or unwanted the news might be. Through all of this, however, the Queen has an attractiveness about her. Like a spell it draws you in. Even with her arrogance, vulgarity, and plain right rudeness, one cannot help but to like her. Slowly you get sucked in and before you know it you too are one of her cards, her minions, laughing at her insults and joining in the name-game. Her hilarious outlook on life and inability to hold back on anything draws you to the dark side in one swift swing of the club

THE MAD HATTER:

You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

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Monday, May 3

New Moan... The Taylor Saga!

This is a comment that we received recently about the blog on Anton Taylors’ article. Thought I might share it and try to indicate just how silly some people can be...


babyshooz said...


hey doll, i read your "'retaliation' in words" before commenting on this frankly feeble blog post. I thought it would be cheap and mean to roast your written retort by arguing how it's an attack on Anton PERSONALLY whereas he is criticizing a general group, culture and mindset; honestly a cheap, immature, sour comeback to attack him personally (especially by perpetuating the problem you have with him- YOU don't know HIM: just as much as HE doesn't know stellenbosch students). that's an argument for another day and another blogpost though- this one is the one i was attacking, i don't need a link to the other (thanks for the help ;) ) and as before, this is still a shitty attack at him. profile pictures. honestly. if anyone is sour... it's gotta be you- the "anonymous" group who attack the man himself.


but, i mean, who am I to criticize, I "dont have the ability to read"


thanks for the entertainment


xoxo


gossip girl


Ok Gossip Girl... lets begin at pointing out a ridiculous statement:


“attack on Anton PERSONALLY whereas he is criticizing a general group, culture and mindset”


I am so happy that you got the point babyshooz, as that is exactly what I intended on doing; instead of attacking UCT, (because I truly believe it to be an amazing university,) I did indeed attack Anton, because if I did attack UCT then, firstly: I would be lowering myself to Anton’s’ level.


Secondly: I would be generalizing and saying that all UCT students feel this way about Stellies, which they do not. I would never insult a university with such prestige. Anton generalised, he stereotyped us and he displayed discrimination. Of course I would only retaliate to him and no one else, he is the one to blame, not UCT... you not a very bright girl are you? Because.... attacking a culture or group of people is seriously more bias, morally wrong and discriminative than insulting one person.


The reason for putting the profile pictures up was that we thought we would give our readers some kind of indication of how Anton looks, as well as showing his contradicting nature where he calls us the drunken vagrants of tertiary education.” – Why call us that when he himself is clearly a heavy drinker? His insults on Stellenbosch gave the impression that he is a saint, which he clearly is not. “These pitiful creatures” was also thrown at us- Puking and making it his profile picture is pretty pitiful, and if he is so proud of the pics, why is it such a problem?? I’m sensing a wee bit of embarrassment.


Anyways, “this shitty attack” is anything but sour, I was simply addressing his assertion and showing how utterly wrong it is, not only unsubstantiated, but prejudice and immoral. I was giving Stellenbosch a voice, not aimed at insulting any students form UCT but Anton himself. I’m actually really sorry you feel this way, because you are a UCT student, and this was not aimed at you, it has nothing to do with you at all, like I said, it was just a little response, giving my view on the subject.


In the same breath however, I feel that your comment was needed, so that I could make clear my intentions with the blog post. I do not condone UCT, but rather Anton Taylor- so unless you are him, I have no goal in mocking you what so ever, no matter what university you come from.


It is our pleasure for providing you with entertainment and appreciate your contribution to our comment section. As you can see, we take all comments into consideration and try our best to answer even the most trivial of questions and respond to even the densest of opinions. It is also good to know that you are a religious reader and thank you for your prevalence on our stat counter.


Queen <3

11 comments:

  1. Hahahahaha.....you can't beat the queen of comebacks hey...stop trying you UCT wetty...We all know you're just sour for making an unwise university choice and I don't know who in their right mind can sympathise with/justify Anton Taylor who is clearly someone who is not only making discriminatory remarks against Stellenbosch...but also against woman, black people and Afrikaans. HOU BEK

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  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUaJvwSzkjY

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  3. Thanks anonymous for the link, but we were already emailed the link from the man himself.
    We,however, havent posted it on here because that's anything but a sincere apology. He's a funny guy, that's for sure, but unfortunately that's where it ends...

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  4. babyshooz must feel like such a toss after this comeback...

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  5. really well written! congrats and keep it up... this is the highlight of my day!! :)

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  6. "I am so happy that you got the point babyshooz, as that is exactly what I intended on doing; instead of attacking UCT, (because I truly believe it to be an amazing university,) I did indeed attack Anton, because if I did attack UCT then, firstly: I would be lowering myself to Anton’s’ level."

    and then


    "I agree that our boys were not up to their usual standard, but in stating this, it just shows how pathetic UCT is, because we should have lost- with all the ball dropping and shitty passes, but we didn’t, because even with all our flaws, UCT still managed to do worse"


    "Stellenbosch is renowned for its traditions and camaraderie. Something that UCT does not and never will posses. "

    {"sad, aggressive UCT students, whom, like yourself were so let down about how crap your team administered the game, that the only way to let this aggression out was to look for trouble with a joyous, happy Maties drunkard"

    need i say more?

    what a fucking idiot lol

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  7. KAK response, no surprises here. what a contradictory load of shite

    this is also pretty good,
    " lets begin at pointing out a ridiculous statement:


    “attack on Anton PERSONALLY whereas he is criticizing a general group, culture and mindset”


    I am so happy that you got the point babyshooz, as that is exactly what I intended on doing"

    you say that the statement is ridiculous and in the same breath argue that it is exactly what you were trying to say... make up your mind babe!

    Also, you hardly cleared anything up- paragraph 3 basically confirms what i said was the problem in the first place- what you are doing is taking his argument against stellenbosch and applying it to him personally. hopefully you'll get the message this time.

    another nice part of this post was "I do not condone UCT, but rather Anton Taylor". you do not CONDONE UCT? really? but you do condone anton taylor?
    very very interesting.
    you are aware that "condone" means "approve of"? i'm sorry you're so confused :( life can be hard sometimes.

    as always, just letting you now that as a blog, this is a colossal fuck up. For the love of god, try harder. (this post is blogging about your blog. depressing.)

    xoxo
    babyseks

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  8. oh, and my names is Ryan btw...

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  9. OK!!! This has seriously gotten out of hand.... let me explain:

    I said UCT was pathetic in the fact that they lost, even when we didn't do our best... Fact

    Anton basically said that Stellies students are aggressive and beat up UCT students after the game, I suggested that the only people that would have been fighting would have been UCT students, because they lost... it does not make sense for a Matie to want to fight when they are celebrating a victory...
    And UCT is not known for its traditions and camaraderie....fact

    When I said your statement was ridiculous, I meant the fact that you chose to use it to support your point about Anton Taylors' attack. Not the concept.

    When I wrote condone, I meant condemn, my mistake, sorry... It was typed in a rush. Also, this blog is for fun,it's not to showcase writing talents. It's not for marks... It's just our hobby.

    Look, I don’t want to turn this blog into a war-zone... I was simply using my right to have an opinion... Like Taylor.

    I don’t know who you are, but if you are getting pleasure out of this, it’s pretty sad... start your own blog if you want to be opinionative. Or go Google different political debates and make your voice heard. We hear you.... but this is getting old.If you don't like it, don't read it, stop waisting your and our time. Do you want me to remove the posts? Are you threatened? You can email me if you want to.

    Thanks again for starting another pointless argument.

    Queen <3

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  10. This is exactly what we want: drama. We love it. Thanks for contributing to the blog baby.
    its all lolz, smoke crack.
    Hatter

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