ALICE:

The sweet poppet who felt confined in this world of politics, arranged marriages and lady like behaviour decided to follow a little white rabbit with a waist coat and accidentally fell down a hole! Well, what people don’t know about Alice is that she is a horny little fuck! And falling into that hole has done nothing but set her free in the land of dreams, where she can gallivant around butt-naked, tits out and hormones racing! Now, in this Wonderland of vodka flowing rivers that glisten like disco balls and topsy-turvey flowers that enchant you with their smiles, this blonde bomb shell is out to play, and play she will! Although she has the tendency to be horribly vulgar and quite sultry at the same time- she’s a load of fun and will probably get your blood pumping, in all the right places!

THE QUEEN OF HEARTS:

The Queen of Hearts is a bitch. Her title most ironic. The Queen has anything but a heart (nor a brain for that matter). In its place lies a chamber full of hate and anger, pumping rage through her every being, her body feeding off other peoples misery and misfortunes. The Queen of Hearts, unable to see others pain through her own vanity, has no remorse or guilt. She is brutally honest and delivers it as it is. No matter how grotesque or unwanted the news might be. Through all of this, however, the Queen has an attractiveness about her. Like a spell it draws you in. Even with her arrogance, vulgarity, and plain right rudeness, one cannot help but to like her. Slowly you get sucked in and before you know it you too are one of her cards, her minions, laughing at her insults and joining in the name-game. Her hilarious outlook on life and inability to hold back on anything draws you to the dark side in one swift swing of the club

THE MAD HATTER:

You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

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Tuesday, August 3

The Truth Unveiled:

There are some things in life that are just too good to be true. One of these things just happens to be unveiling the truth of a best kept secret that has had you blindfolded for years. Now I don’t really have a talent – that’s no secret – so finding out that someone else’s talent is a fake, is a real brightener to a shitty day. Especially finding out that the greater part of our western worlds role models, idols, and musical influences have been feeding off of our naivety. In fact, that’s not entirely true, they aren’t feeding off our naivety, they just haven’t shared with us the secret, because they know, that if we know what they know, we could all become multi-million dollar pop stars, resulting in them losing their ‘well-deserved’ status as a diva to yet another mediocre person. I have been meaning to share this with you for a while my dear music playing friend, so go on, have a look - the one way ticket to producing a multi-platinum song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I


I suppose if we look at it further, they NEEDED to keep this secret, because if every Tom, Dick, and Harry could produce a number one hit, there would be no more number one hits, because every single one of them would be just as good as the last. Therefore ‘great’ would become ‘mediocre’ and the abundance of great music would wipe the magic out of music, sending it into a pit of irrelevance and despair. It would be referred to as ‘The great loss of music’ and would become yet another one of the worlds many problems, being right up there with global warming and the poaching of elephants. Therefore I am only sharing this with YOU, because if I had to include this in my plans of world domination, it would be not a triumph, but a tragedy.


          Alice xxx
Posted by A Mad Hatters Tea Party at 2:53 PM

2 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 4, 2010 at 9:59 PM

    Wow... that was really interesting, i'd actually love that remix of all those songs! really awesome! X

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  2. NightHawkAugust 16, 2010 at 12:26 PM

    WOW. It is very interesting topic. THat remix was awesome.I guess that we as humans like the same music or note or tune or rythm that music makes.

    The difference between great and mediocre is how artist advertise their music to public. It is all about image rather than music these days. How artist have heard sounds awesome when they are in the studios, but when to live performances they absolute shit.

    The media has a huge influences of our impression of artist. They brag about Tom, Dick or Harry to be out this world great, but meanwhile they are average.

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